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Link: Congress Votes to Outsource US Presidency « The Conservatard

May 25, 2007: Washington, DC (Conservatard Press News Service) â€"

Congress today announced that the office of President of the United States of America will be outsourced to India as of July 1, 2007. The move is being made in order to save the President's $500,000 yearly salary, and also a record $521 Billion in deficit expenditures and related overhead the office has incurred during the last 5 years. "We believe this is a wise financial move. The cost savings are huge," stated Congressman Thomas Reynolds (R-WA).

"We cannot remain competitive on the world stage with the current level of cash outlay." Reynolds noted. Mr. Bush was informed by e-mail this morning of his termination. Preparations for the job move have been under way for some time. Gurvinder Singh of Indus Teleservices, Mumbai, India will assume the office of President as of July 1, 2007. Mr. Singh was born in the United States while his Indian parents were vacationing at Niagara Falls, thus making him eligible for the position. He will receive a salary of $320 (USD) a month, but with no health coverage or other benefits. The ten-hour time difference means that daytime in Mumbai is the wee hours in Washington DC. "Since my prime-time job is in the evening at the Dell Computer call center, I will be working days. Fortunately, not many offices of the US Government will be open then," stated Mr. Singh in an exclusive interview. "I am excited about this
position. I always hoped I would be President." It is believed that Mr. Singh will be able to handle his job responsibilities without a support staff.

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