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Editor's note: If someone came into my restaurant (assuming I had one) and was rude, I'd throw them out, end of story. Being a waitor/waitress/server doesn't mean you're paid to take abuse.

Link: waiterrant.net » Blog Archive » Guest Waiter! – Ten Amazingly Ignorant Customer Quotes
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Posted on Friday, September 7th, 2007 at 12:16 pm

This submission came from Tim – a guy who bussed, hosted, and waited tables at the Jersey Shore. All the chafing from the sand in his shorts must have sent him over the edge! Thanks for sharing Tim!

While most restaurant patrons are a pleasure to serve, encounters with rude customers are always inevitable. Fortunately, most experienced waiters can quickly brush off and forget such unpleasant episodes without too much trouble. However, every so often, a customer will say something so unbelievably ignorant that the sheer audacity of it boggles the mind. These sayings are not forgotten. Rather, they are retained in long-term memory, to be reflected upon and shared with co-workers, family and friends for days, weeks, and even years to come.

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